Monday, April 13, 2009

Monday funnies.

I'm sitting here trying to fend off a migraine - ugh. I thought I'd put up a few more "Bitter Homeschoolers Wishlist" items.

6 Please stop telling us horror stories about the homeschoolers you know, know of, or think you might know who ruined their lives by homeschooling. You're probably the same little bluebird of happiness whose hobby is running up to pregnant women and inducing premature labor by telling them every ghastly birth story you've ever heard. We all hate you, so please go away.

8 Stop assuming all homeschoolers are religious.

13 Stop assuming that because the word "home" is right there in "homeschool," we never leave the house. We're the ones who go to the amusement parks, museums, and zoos in the middle of the week and in the off-season and laugh at you because you have to go on weekends and holidays when it's crowded and icky.


14 Stop assuming that because the word "school" is right there in homeschool, we must sit around at a desk for six or eight hours every day, just like your kid does. Even if we're into the "school" side of education — and many of us prefer a more organic approach — we can burn through a lot of material a lot more efficiently, because we don't have to gear our lessons to the lowest common denominator.

I'm going to go have another cup of coffee and hope that I can see clearly soon so I can take the girls out this afternoon. Can I drive while squinting?!



1 comment:

Nessa said...

I like #8. My first thought was The Duggar's. lol

Nessa